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''Greece is collapsing, Iranians are getting aggressive & Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC"

ειναι τοσο ειρωνικο που βγαζει γελιο.

JOKES FROM GERMANY

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in

hospital.

A man walks into a pub.

He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?

She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly

low self-esteem.

What do you call a cat with no tail?

A Manx cat.

Why do undertakers wear ties?

Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their

appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

One.

Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Two men are sitting in a pub.

One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men

coming in and out of your wife's house.'

The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her

drug habit.'

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out

and runs away.

One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell

pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

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