Αξιόλογα πολυμέσα και ρήσεις στο διαδίκτυο (ThinkLab)

[raven_g20]

“When citizens fear their government you have tyranny. When government fears its citizens you have freedom.”

-Thomas Jefferson

[z3et]

Τι φτυνεις μωρη? κουκουτσια εχει?

Γκουσγκουνης

[kreach]

Λοιπόν με αφορμή το κλείδωμα του Αστεία Videos, αποφάσισα να φτιάξω ένα threadάκι με βιντεάκια που θεωρούμε αξιόλογα.

Θεωρώ αυτονόητο πως τα βιντεάκια αυτά θα πρέπει να είναι σύμφωνα με τον κανονισμό του TheLab.gr

Aρχίζω με μερικά δικά μου:

Δεν είναι ανάγκη να είναι αποκλειστικά σχετικά με υπολογιστές:

Ορίστε κι ένα How To:

Έγινε επεξεργασία Μάϊος 23, 2010 από kreach

[jax7480]

2 βιντεακια μου ερχονται στο μυαλο...

[Tsakonas]

:wall::wall:

Jeff Raikes ,Microsoft executive, "If they're going to pirate somebody, we want it to be us rather than somebody else."

[Borg]

Prisons are built with stones of law, brothels with bricks of religion.

The pride of the peacock is the glory of God.

The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.

The wrath of the lion is the wisdom of God.

The nakedness of woman is the work of God.

William Blake

Έγινε επεξεργασία Δεκέμβριος 14, 2009 από Borg

[dunkel_Stern]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4_BMJlukBI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FYRARLQaxU

το τελευταίο ειδικά, είναι επειδή θέλω να κάνω sex μαζί της

για κάθε γούστο χίλιες φούστες κι έτσι

Έγινε επεξεργασία Δεκέμβριος 14, 2009 από dunkel_Stern

[raven_g20]

Το παρακάτω το πέτυχα σε ημερολόγιο:

"Ό Χρόνος είναι

α) πολύ αργός για όσους περιμένουν

β) πολύ γρήγορος για όσους φοβούνται

γ) πολύ μακρύς για όσους υποφέρουν

δ) πολύ σύντομος για όσους χαίρονται

ε) και αιώνιος για όσους αγαπούν "

- Henry Van Dyke

[Samael]

A man should never be ashamed to own he has been wrong, which is but saying, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

Alexander Pope

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.

Alexander Pope

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Sir Winston Churchill

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Sir Winston Churchill

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.

H. L. Mencken

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.

Alice Thomas Ellis

Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakeable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.

Richard Dawkins,

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal

There's nothing sooner dry than women's tears.

John Webster

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Aristotle Onassis

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

Oscar Wilde

Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.

Oscar Wilde

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

Oscar Wilde

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Oscar Wilde

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

Oscar Wilde

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Oscar Wilde

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Oscar Wilde

Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they shall think.

Arthur Shopenhauer

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.

Aristotle

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime.

Aristotle

To perceive is to suffer.

Aristotle

Nature does nothing uselessly.

Aristotle

Well begun is half done.

Aristotle

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

Plato

Necessity, who is the mother of invention.

Plato

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people.

Karl Marx

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

Albert Einstein

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Albert Einstein

As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.

Leonardo da Vinci

The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.

Malcolm X

You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.

Malcolm X

A cult is a religion with no political power.

Tom Wolfe

Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of men?

Friedrich Nietzsche

God is dead.

Friedrich Nietzsche

What does not kill me, makes me stronger.

Friedrich Nietzsche

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Voltaire

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

Voltaire

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Voltaire

Historical justice forces me to admit that among all the enemies who stand against us, the Greek soldier above all, fought with the most courage. He surrendered himself only when the continuation of resistance was not possible any longer, and when he had no reason not to... However, he fought so bravely, that even his enemies can not deny their respect for him... Thus, the Greek prisoners of war were released immediately, having in mind the heroic stance of these soldiers.

Adolph Hitler, Reichstag, 4 May 1941

Hence we will not say that Greeks fight like heroes, but that heroes fight like Greeks.

Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

The Russian people will always be grateful to the Greeks for delaying the German army long enough for winter to set in, thereby giving us the precious time we needed to prepare. We will never forget.

Joseph Stalin, in an open letter read frequently on Radio Moscow during the war

:alien:

[Tsakonas]

We used to say that the reason God made urine yellow and semen white is so that fools like this will know whether they're coming or going.

http://www.supremecourtjester.blogspot.com/

[pank]

Κάποιοι άνθρωποι αλλάζουν κόμμα εξαιτίας των αρχών τους. Κάποιοι άλλοι αλλάζουν αρχές εξαιτίας του κόμματος τους.

Τσώρτσιλ

Αυτοί νομίζουν ότι δουλεύουμε, και εμείς νομίζουμε ότι μας πληρώνουν.

Μίλτος - παλιός μου συνάδελφος σχολιάζοντας τη σχέση εργασίας με τους άθλιους εργοδότες που είχαμε εκείνη την εποχή.

Εχω μάθει ότι το κάνεις,

οχι απο 'κει που κατουρείς,

αλλά από 'κει που κλάνεις

Γιώργος - συμμαθητής μου στο γυμνάσιο

Έγινε επεξεργασία Δεκέμβριος 30, 2009 από tamerlan

[pank]

''Άντρας χωρίς κοιλιά, ειν' ουρανός χωρίς αστέρια''

Σε μπλουζάκι κοιλαρά Ιταλού στη Σκόπελο

''Όποιος λέει ότι το ποδόσφαιρο δεν είναι τίποτα άλλο από 22 μαντραχαλάδες που τρέχουν πίσω από μια μπάλα, είναι σα να λέει ότι ο Σέξπιρ είναι μερικά φύλλα χαρτί που έχουν επάνω τους μελάνι''

Άγνωστος (δε θυμάμαι που το είχα διαβάσει)

- Πως θα εξηγούσατε σε ενα παιδί τι είναι ευτυχία ;

- Δε θα του εξηγούσα. Θα του έδινα μια μπάλα για να παίξει.

Dorothy Sele - γερμανίδα θεολόγος

''Να φτιάξουμε μια τριμελή επιτροπή από 5-6 άτομα''

Νίκος Βαμβακούλας

''Λευτεριά στους ματατζήδες με φλεβίτιδα''

Σε τοίχο

''Λευτεριά στους κουκουλοφόρους με τριχόπτωση''

Δικό μου (το σκέφτηκα μόλις διάβασα το παραπάνω με διάθεση διακωμώδησης της κατάστασης)

[stathid90]

Η ιδέα μας περί κοινωνικής συνείδησης ξεκινά και σταματά στο "να φτιάξουμε ένα γκρουπ στο φεισμπουκ".

Στάθης Παναγιωτόπουλος [από το ράδιο αρβύλα]

[kreach]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vn3mLIlqp4&feature=related

[JdCZT]

Κατεβαστηρι με κατω απο 60W καταναλωση

[raven_g20]

Quote από το CSI:

Warrick Brown: Who brings a gun to a knife fight?

Gil Grissom: The winner.

[Hohenstaufen]

Quote από το CSI:

Warrick Brown: Who brings a gun to a knife fight?

Gil Grissom: The winner.

[alexis2044]

Of all the frictional resistances, the one that most retards human movement is ignorance.

Nicola Tesla

Jonathan held in thought an image of the great gull-flocks on the shore of another time, and he knew with practiced ease that he was not bone and feather...but a perfect idea of freedom and flight, limited by nothing at all.

Richard Bach’s Johnathan Livingston Seagull

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other human invention in history…

…with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.

Mitch Ratcliffe

I like the stars…it’s the illusion of permanence.

I can pretend that things last...that lives last longer than moments.

- Neil Gaiman's Sandman:Brief Lives

To die, to sleep – to sleep, perchance to dream – ay, there’s the rub.

For in that sleep what dreams may come.

William Shakespeare

"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.

That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day."

The Joker in Alan Moore’s The Killing Joke

Neither a man nor a crowd nor a nation can be trusted to act humanely, or to think sanely, under the influence of a great fear.

Bertrand Russell

Whoever undertakes to judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.

Albert Einstein

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.

Niels Bohr

What ought one to say then as each hardship comes? I was practicing for this, I was training for this.

Epictetus

[astrolabos]

What ought one to say then as each hardship comes? I was practicing for this, I was training for this.

Epictetus

Το μιλάει καλά το αγγλικό ο Επίκτητος ε;

[Chosen]

"Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet..."

Mrs Smith