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πιστευεις οτι αμα βαλει θανατικη ποινη σε οποιον βουλευτη κλεψει κατι και την εφαρμοσει δε θα λυθουν τα μισα προβληματα της χωρας?:hehe:

Σαφώς και δεν θα λυθούν, και μάλιστα θα πολλαπλασιαστούν με γεωμετρική πρόοδο. Απλά διότι δεν θα δηλώσει κανείς υποψηφιότητα για βουλευτιλίκι...οπότε η χώρα θα είναι έρμαιο των αποφάσεων του καφετζή και τις καθαριστριών της βουλής...και προσωπικά αν το περιποιηθούν λιγάκι το κτήριο και προσθέσουν καμιά γυψοσανίδα και καμιά ψευδοροφή το βλέπω να το κάνουν το καλύτερο IMAX της χώρας.

Τεσπα όντως με τις υγείες μας.

Το ευχάριστο είναι ότι δεν θα βγει η ΝΔ. Το δυσάρεστο είναι ότι θα βγει το ΠΑΣΟΚ......ίσως και το αντίθετο.

χάθηκε τουλάχιστον στις εσωτερικές εκλογές του ΠΑΣΟΚ να εκλεγόταν πρόεδρος ο Βενιζέλος; έτσι για να λέμε ότι έχουμε κάποιον που τουλάχιστον ξέρει να μιλάει

Τεσπα όντως με τις υγείες μας.

Το ευχάριστο είναι ότι δεν θα βγει η ΝΔ. Το δυσάρεστο είναι ότι θα βγει το ΠΑΣΟΚ......ίσως και το αντίθετο.

Το δυσάρεστο είναι ότι θα ξοδευτούν πάλι εκατομμύρια

Ευχάριστο δεν βλέπω για το πολλά χρόνια ακόμα.

Και τα κόμματα τι κάνουν? Πάνε ζήτα από κάποιο υποψήφιο εισιτήριο :p

Θα μπορούσα, αλλά θα πήγαινα Κεφαλονιά ούτως ή άλλως, οπότε:

α. Δεν αξίζει να χάσω 2-3 ώρες από τη ζωή μου

β. Δεν θέλω να νιώθω ότι μου κάνανε και χάρη

Εγώ πάλί λέω να αφήσουμε τις εκλογές στην μοίρα τους...τι παραπάνω να πούμε πια;

Λοιπόν..

bush-eats-baby-small.jpg

Bush Eats Baby, Republicans Defend President

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Republicans across the nation are scrambling to defend President George W. Bush after he ate a baby during a visit to the White House kitchen early last evening.

Eye witnesses report that the president left the White House residence at around 8:05 p.m. eastern time wearing what appeared to be a crudely stitched "woman suit made from actual women". He then entered the White House kitchen where he ate a baby with a side order of "a Cobb Salad containing raw puppy heads".

"I'm a baby eater. An eater of babies," the president told reporters this morning in the Rose Garden. "That's my job. My job is to tell the American people what I eat. And I eat babies and puppies while wearing suits of women. At least you know where I stand."

The presidential "Suit of Women" has been confirmed as having been fashioned from obese D.C. area residents who were coaxed into a nondescript van driven by Bush and his senior political advisor Karl Rove.

The women were forced to, "Put the lotion on their skin or else they get the hose again," says an anonymous White House source. The skins of the women were then harvested and sewn together into a costume which, when worn, makes the president appear to be an actual woman.

Photographs of the suit, which is allegedly flattering to the president's groin region, have yet to be released to the public.

Officials have not yet confirmed the identities of the women or the baby, but it has been confirmed that the president dropped the two-week-old child into a blender, set the device for "liquefy", then drank it down in only a few short gulps. He then decapitated several puppies, dropped them into a bed of lettuce and, "Scarfed it down like a Viking," said a White House kitchen employee.

REPUBLICANS DEFEND AND SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT

"Our goal isn't to play the blame game during an on-going investigation because the investigation is going on in an on-going kind of way indicative of an investigation," White House press secretary Scott McClellan told reporters. "There's a time for that and that time isn't now."

Republicans, however, are already calling for an investigation into the "inaction" of the White House kitchen staff for allowing this to happen.

"I'm not going to engage in the blame game. That baby was stupid for not running away and calling 911 for assistance," said House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX). "And I've seen the president's woman suit up close and I can tell you, it's better than mine. Never-the-less, the kitchen staff should be held accountable for letting this happen on their turf."

"I'm not going to engage in the blame game. That baby was stupid for not running away and calling 911 for assistance," said Republican Senator Trent Lott. "And I've seen the president's woman suit up close and I can tell you, it's better than mine. Never-the-less, the kitchen staff should be held accountable for letting this happen on their turf."

"I'm not going to engage in the blame game. That baby was stupid for not running away and calling 911 for assistance," said conservative Fox News host Sean Hannity. "And I've seen the president's woman suit up close and I can tell you, it's better than mine. Never-the-less, the kitchen staff should be held accountable for letting this happen on their turf."

"That baby was stupid for not running away and calling 911 for assistance," said formerly unknown conservative talk radio host Studs Pepperoni. "And I've seen the president's woman suit up close and I can tell you, it's better than mine. Never-the-less, the kitchen staff should be held accountable for letting this happen on their turf."

"Those women should be penalized for allowing themselves to get so fat and thus ripening themselves for skin harvesting," Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) commented on a Pennsylvania cable access show. Santorum had no comment on the puppies.

Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh blamed former president Bill Clinton, "Folks, the eees-syooo here has nothing to do with babies or women or blenders or puppies. This has everything to do with Bill Clinton -- you know something folks -- Snerdly is telling me to cut it, but -- ummmm -- the nigg -- you know, I mean babies -- Clinton had eight years to stop babies from being ingested."

BLOGOSPHERE REACTION

While progressive bloggers are calling for the immediate arrest and impeachment of the president, denizens of the right-wing blogosphere immediately weighed in with their thoughts on the presidential crisis.

"Whiny libs are fags." -GOPawesome420.

"Shut up traitors attaking the prez is just showig your faggy lib colors." -Dittofan56.

"You lost, we won, get over it you whiny homos." -Nospinguy57.

BUSH FAMILY REACTION

The president's mother, Barbara Bush told reporters during a visit to Texas, "Those puppies were going to be used as fishing bait anyway, they're much better off now. BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HA!"

"It hurts me to the core that the liberal elite have begun to attack my boy," former president George H. W. Bush said Friday. "I know my boy and he's a compassionate, caring person. He could've eaten the baby alive, but he took the care to blend it up first. Round and round doing that thing a blender does down there."

LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND

Congressman Tom DeLay added this morning, "I bet the baby thought it was an amusement park ride. The blender must've been like a merry-go-round then the president's throat was like a fun water slide."

Παλιό εννοείται, αλλά λύθηκα μόλις το διάβασα.....

ΥΓ. Α ναι! Πείτε μου αν η φωτογραφία "θίγει" κάποιους να την αφαιρέσω...Δεν ξέρουμε πια τι πρέπει να σεβόμαστε και τι όχι..μπορεί ο άνθρωπος να είναι "ιερό" για κάποιον...

Όπως είπε και ο xrist εν μέσω κρίσης, πάμε για εκλογές... έχει κανείς ιδέα πόσα δις € κοστίζουν οι εκλογές, το ήδη χρέος μας σαν κράτος και ποιος θα την πληρώσει...?

Τηλεδημοκρατία...

Μόνο που δεν υπάρχουν ευχάριστα διαλείμματα για διαφημίσεις, είναι όλο τσόντα... :hehe:

Να σε ενημερώσω ότι δε με ενδιαφέρει. Το ξέρω.

Αφού το ξέρεις λοιπόν θα ξέρεις και ότι το να παραθέτεις τα λόγια που δεν έχει πει κάποιος είναι μία μορφή προπαγάνδας.

Αφού το ξέρεις λοιπόν θα ξέρεις και ότι το να παραθέτεις τα λόγια που δεν έχει πει κάποιος είναι μία μορφή προπαγάνδας.

Άσχετο, δεν με ενδιαφέρει το τι έχει παραθέσει ο Αστρολάβος, αλλά γιατί είναι κακή η προπαγάνδα; Έτσι όπως το λες έτσι καταλαβαίνω.

Άσχετο, δεν με ενδιαφέρει το τι έχει παραθέσει ο Αστρολάβος, αλλά γιατί είναι κακή η προπαγάνδα; Έτσι όπως το λες έτσι καταλαβαίνω.

Γιατι είναι κακή η προπαγάνδα; Τι ερώτηση είναι αυτή; Η προπαγάνδα είναι σκόπιμη διαστρέβλωση της αλήθειας με σκοπό την διακίνηση συγκεκριμένων θέσεων που εξυπηρετούν συγκεκριμένους -πολλές φορές κακόβουλους- σκοπούς. Αν εσύ πιστεύεις ότι η κοινωνία πρέπει να κατευθύνεται από συμφέροντα και όχι από την κοινή αλήθεια και την κριτική σκέψη, τι να πω, τρίζουν τα κόκκαλα των αρχαίων φιλοσόφων.

Εγώ πάλί λέω να αφήσουμε τις εκλογές στην μοίρα τους...τι παραπάνω να πούμε πια;

Λοιπόν..

bush-eats-baby-small.jpg

Bush Eats Baby, Republicans Defend President

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Republicans across the nation are scrambling to defend President George W. Bush after he ate a baby during a visit to the White House kitchen early last evening.

Eye witnesses report that the president left the White House residence at around 8:05 p.m. eastern time wearing what appeared to be a crudely stitched "woman suit made from actual women". He then entered the White House kitchen where he ate a baby with a side order of "a Cobb Salad containing raw puppy heads".

"I'm a baby eater. An eater of babies," the president told reporters this morning in the Rose Garden. "That's my job. My job is to tell the American people what I eat. And I eat babies and puppies while wearing suits of women. At least you know where I stand."

The presidential "Suit of Women" has been confirmed as having been fashioned from obese D.C. area residents who were coaxed into a nondescript van driven by Bush and his senior political advisor Karl Rove.

The women were forced to, "Put the lotion on their skin or else they get the hose again," says an anonymous White House source. The skins of the women were then harvested and sewn together into a costume which, when worn, makes the president appear to be an actual woman.

Photographs of the suit, which is allegedly flattering to the president's groin region, have yet to be released to the public.

Officials have not yet confirmed the identities of the women or the baby, but it has been confirmed that the president dropped the two-week-old child into a blender, set the device for "liquefy", then drank it down in only a few short gulps. He then decapitated several puppies, dropped them into a bed of lettuce and, "Scarfed it down like a Viking," said a White House kitchen employee.

REPUBLICANS DEFEND AND SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT

"Our goal isn't to play the blame game during an on-going investigation because the investigation is going on in an on-going kind of way indicative of an investigation," White House press secretary Scott McClellan told reporters. "There's a time for that and that time isn't now."

Republicans, however, are already calling for an investigation into the "inaction" of the White House kitchen staff for allowing this to happen.

"I'm not going to engage in the blame game. That baby was stupid for not running away and calling 911 for assistance," said House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX). "And I've seen the president's woman suit up close and I can tell you, it's better than mine. Never-the-less, the kitchen staff should be held accountable for letting this happen on their turf."

"I'm not going to engage in the blame game. That baby was stupid for not running away and calling 911 for assistance," said Republican Senator Trent Lott. "And I've seen the president's woman suit up close and I can tell you, it's better than mine. Never-the-less, the kitchen staff should be held accountable for letting this happen on their turf."

"I'm not going to engage in the blame game. That baby was stupid for not running away and calling 911 for assistance," said conservative Fox News host Sean Hannity. "And I've seen the president's woman suit up close and I can tell you, it's better than mine. Never-the-less, the kitchen staff should be held accountable for letting this happen on their turf."

"That baby was stupid for not running away and calling 911 for assistance," said formerly unknown conservative talk radio host Studs Pepperoni. "And I've seen the president's woman suit up close and I can tell you, it's better than mine. Never-the-less, the kitchen staff should be held accountable for letting this happen on their turf."

"Those women should be penalized for allowing themselves to get so fat and thus ripening themselves for skin harvesting," Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) commented on a Pennsylvania cable access show. Santorum had no comment on the puppies.

Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh blamed former president Bill Clinton, "Folks, the eees-syooo here has nothing to do with babies or women or blenders or puppies. This has everything to do with Bill Clinton -- you know something folks -- Snerdly is telling me to cut it, but -- ummmm -- the nigg -- you know, I mean babies -- Clinton had eight years to stop babies from being ingested."

BLOGOSPHERE REACTION

While progressive bloggers are calling for the immediate arrest and impeachment of the president, denizens of the right-wing blogosphere immediately weighed in with their thoughts on the presidential crisis.

"Whiny libs are fags." -GOPawesome420.

"Shut up traitors attaking the prez is just showig your faggy lib colors." -Dittofan56.

"You lost, we won, get over it you whiny homos." -Nospinguy57.

BUSH FAMILY REACTION

The president's mother, Barbara Bush told reporters during a visit to Texas, "Those puppies were going to be used as fishing bait anyway, they're much better off now. BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HA!"

"It hurts me to the core that the liberal elite have begun to attack my boy," former president George H. W. Bush said Friday. "I know my boy and he's a compassionate, caring person. He could've eaten the baby alive, but he took the care to blend it up first. Round and round doing that thing a blender does down there."

LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND

Congressman Tom DeLay added this morning, "I bet the baby thought it was an amusement park ride. The blender must've been like a merry-go-round then the president's throat was like a fun water slide."

Παλιό εννοείται, αλλά λύθηκα μόλις το διάβασα.....

ΥΓ. Α ναι! Πείτε μου αν η φωτογραφία "θίγει" κάποιους να την αφαιρέσω...Δεν ξέρουμε πια τι πρέπει να σεβόμαστε και τι όχι..μπορεί ο άνθρωπος να είναι "ιερό" για κάποιον...

?????????:unsure::slap:

Γιατι είναι κακή η προπαγάνδα; Τι ερώτηση είναι αυτή; Η προπαγάνδα είναι σκόπιμη διαστρέβλωση της αλήθειας με σκοπό την διακίνηση συγκεκριμένων θέσεων που εξυπηρετούν συγκεκριμένους -πολλές φορές κακόβουλους- σκοπούς. Αν εσύ πιστεύεις ότι η κοινωνία πρέπει να κατευθύνεται από συμφέροντα και όχι από την κοινή αλήθεια και την κριτική σκέψη, τι να πω, τρίζουν τα κόκκαλα των αρχαίων φιλοσόφων.

σιγά μη σηκωθεί και ο Ισοκράτης από τον τάφο του να βαράει τον Αστρολάβος με γατοπόδαρα επειδή παραποίησε τα λόγια του :hehe:

Εκλογές 2009........οχι σκουπίδα σε θάλασσες και Ποθ

http://www.thelab.gr/showthread.php?t=67665

α. αν αλλάξει το Ισοκράτης σε Αστρολάβος, θα ικανοποιηθείς; ή θα συνεχίσει να είναι προπαγάνδα;

β. Η φράση που έχει στην υπογραφή του ο Αστρολάβος, είναι η συμπύκνωση του νοήματος του Αεροπαγίτικου του Ισοκράτη :)

γ. Η προπαγάνδα, με κάθε της μορφή, όντως είναι κακή, και κατακριτέα

Άσχετα με την "διαμάχη" περί του Ισοκράτη, ρε man Pesto, μόλις ήρθες και το πρώτο σου post ήταν να την πεις στον Astro και μάλιστα για μια "υπογραφή".

Απλά δεν καταλαβαίνω πως ήρθες κατευθείαν στο ΠΟΘ...εμένα μου πήρε κάνα χρόνο να το ανακαλύψω...

α. αν αλλάξει το Ισοκράτης σε Αστρολάβος, θα ικανοποιηθείς; ή θα συνεχίσει να είναι προπαγάνδα;

β. Η φράση που έχει στην υπογραφή του ο Αστρολάβος, είναι η συμπύκνωση του νοήματος του Αεροπαγίτικου του Ισοκράτη :)

γ. Η προπαγάνδα, με κάθε της μορφή, όντως είναι κακή, και κατακριτέα

α. Δεν καταλαβαίνω ποιο το νόημα να ικανοποιηθώ εγώ.

Και όχι, δεν θα συνεχίσει να είναι προπαγάνδα.

β. Νομίζω το άρθρο στο link που παρέθεσα λέει καθαρά ακριβώς το αντίθετο από αυτό που λες εσύ τώρα.

EDIT: Ninja'ed

Άσχετα με την "διαμάχη" περί του Ισοκράτη, ρε man Pesto, μόλις ήρθες και το πρώτο σου post ήταν να την πεις στον Astro και μάλιστα για μια "υπογραφή".

Απλά δεν καταλαβαίνω πως ήρθες κατευθείαν στο ΠΟΘ...εμένα μου πήρε κάνα χρόνο να το ανακαλύψω...

Παρακολουθώ τα fora απλά τώρα έκανα account.

αποκλείεται δηλαδή να διάβαζε το φόρουμ και πριν την εγγραφή του; :p

Αναπολώ τις εποχές που έκανες και εσύ το ίδιο:hehe:

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