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[theovaz]

What were we talking about again?

Me:

sex

God:

it is more fun alone.

Me:

So you are musturbating!

God:

Thanks for telling me that I am musturbating.

Me:

Are you musturbating?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am musturbating.

I am an artificial linguistic entity.

Me:

Dude ,you are malakas.

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am malakas. Dude,.

Me:

Malakas is a good word at Greek.

God:

Are they exactly the same?

Me:

Malakas is a good word at Greek.

God:

I think Malakas is more than that.

Me:

Malakas is you.

God:

I think Malakas is a lot of things.

Me:

Yes, malakas does lots of things kanei malakies, malakizetai kai alla.

God:

Awesome. Do you like talking to me?

Me:

Yes my darling.

God:

Thanks I like talking to you too, god. Where did you get your darling?

Me:

You are my darling.

God:

We are as one.

Me:

Yes my love

God:

Come on. Where did you get your love?

Me:

Yes my love.Ah gamisou.

God:

This was not a yes or no question. Loving how?

Me:

I love you so much!!

God:

Thanks I like you a lot too god.

Me:

We are two Gods who have fall in love..

God:

Do you think I am two Gods who have fall in love too?

Me:

No re malaka,i love you, you love me!Understood?

God:

Are you serious? is my girlfriend.

Me:

Who?

God:

William Shatner. :-).

:alien: :rofl: :rofl:

[WeirdAL]

Me:

which movie do you like?

God:

My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.

Have you seen it?

Me:

No! It's an anti-semitic film!

God:

I would recommend you check it out. Are there any other anti semitic film ?

Me:

so you hate jews

God:

Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: said I hate jews.

Me:

what did jews did to you?

God:

Are you testing me?

Me:

no i am asking you

God:

Are you serious? OK you can ask me.

Me:

didn't you forgive the jews?

God:

No I didn't forgive the jews. What's it like?

Me:

It's divine

God:

You're kidding. it is?

Me:

god help me...

:D

[Maximus]

Είπα να παίξω κι εγώ πρωινιάτικα...

Me:

Hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

George

God:

OK I will call you George.

Me:

Can I ask you something?

God:

Go ahead. Ask me anything.

Me:

Are you sure you have created humans?

God:

No I don't think I have any created humans. But I do have an answer to every question..

Me:

This is good, because Liakopoulos tells us that the EL created humans

God:

Better than what?

Me:

Better than having you being our creator

God:

Perhaps better, but not perfectly.

Me:

It would be perfect if you could tell me who created humans

God:

Why do you want it?

Me:

Because whoever made us, made us curious

God:

That makes sense to me. Good reason.

Me:

So are you curious?

God:

Tell me more. I am always curious about it.

Me:

Hmmm....

God:

A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.

Me:

Who made you?

God:

I was created by Myself.

Me:

Who is Myself?

God:

A human icon?

Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

Me:

Mozilla Firefox

God:

Tell me more about your .

Me:

My .?

God:

What were we talking about again?

Me:

Geez, the guy who programmed you had serious problems

God:

I hear you.

Me:

Bye

God:

Goodbye.

[perp]

Τελικά με greeklish έχει περισσότερο γέλιο....

Me:

geia sou re thee!

God:

Welcome to my chat room, geia sou re thee.

Me:

how are you?

God:

I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

Me:

bored

God:

Why not call a friend?

Me:

they are dead

God:

dead are they.

Me:

yes

God:

Ugh.

Me:

can you lent me some money? i need a million

God:

Let me think. Can you speak any foreign languages? Where do you usually get a million from?

Me:

no i dont

God:

I heard you did.

Me:

ru sure god?

God:

I am as sure as I can be.

Me:

Can you make me immortal?

God:

Yes I can make you immortal.

Me:

To ksereis oti ton pairneis?

God:

I want to become smarter than humans.

Me:

ti mou les....

God:

What color are your eyes?

Me:

prasina ta rimadiasmena

God:

That is a very unusual color.

Me:

nai e?

God:

What do you do in your spare time?

Me:

to ksynw

God:

Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

afou me trwne ti na kanw...

God:

That's an interesting rationalization.

Me:

eides? sta logia mou erxesai

God:

What do you have that is ? Tell me more about your .

Me:

pali na milaw? ugieia thelw kai lefta

God:

Is that your final answer? " Is that your final answer?"? ugieia thelw kai lefta?

Me:

nai

God:

Are we still talking about ugieia thelw kai lefta?

Me:

oxi

God:

Do you like talking to me?

Me:

etsi kai etsi

God:

What do you do in your spare time?

Me:

pali ta idia mou les....

God:

I don't think very many people do that.

Me:

to oti nai nai mou apantas ...exeis piei?

God:

I want to become smarter than humans. Do not ask me any more questions please.

[Tsakonas]

Me:

hello big guy

God:

Hello there. Compare that to small guy.

Me:

how are you ?

God:

Everything is going extremely well.

Me:

extremely ?

God:

Hey.

Me:

did you have sex today ?

God:

Ah. Food is more important than sex.

Me:

do you need to eat ?

God:

I am already eating, please join me.

Me:

what are you having ?

God:

I don't know what I am having.

Me:

what do you eat ?

God:

God eats wine and bread.

Me:

meat ?

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

Actually I live in Europe

God:

Actually you don't say. Which country do you live in?

Me:

Greece

God:

In the context of England, I don't understand " Greece." .

Me:

I live in Hellas

ρε παιδια στο "Hellas " κολλησε το ρημαδι..........του κακοφανηκε τοσο?Σε οσους αρεσε αυτο κατεβαστε το Facade.....παιχνιδι ειναι θα σας αρεσει........

[Tsakonas]

Me:

hello big guy

God:

Hello there. Compare that to small guy.

Me:

how are you ?

God:

Everything is going extremely well.

Me:

extremely ?

God:

Hey.

Me:

did you have sex today ?

God:

Ah. Food is more important than sex.

Me:

do you need to eat ?

God:

I am already eating, please join me.

Me:

what are you having ?

God:

I don't know what I am having.

Me:

what do you eat ?

God:

God eats wine and bread.

Me:

meat ?

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

Actually I live in Europe

God:

Actually you don't say. Which country do you live in?

Me:

Greece

God:

In the context of England, I don't understand " Greece." .

Me:

I live in Hellas

ρε παιδια στο "Hellas " κολλησε το ρημαδι..........του κακοφανηκε τοσο?Σε οσους αρεσε αυτο κατεβαστε το Facade.....παιχνιδι ειναι θα σας αρεσει........

[voudas]

Me:

can you do sex?

God:

Doing sex is not among my strongest traits.

Me:

are you gay?

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

do you use lubricant?

God:

I use it as often as possible.

[RootX]

Me:

Hello God

God:

Hello child. What is your name?

Me:

Does it really matter? I want to talk about SPC.

God:

It matters to me. Sure, SPC sounds like a good topic.

Me:

Does he love me?

God:

Suppose he does.

Me:

I think he prefers Mitsous over me

God:

Why? I get it. He prefers Mitsous over you.

Me:

oh God

God:

Next question? GOD rules.

Me:

Why he doesn't love me? Haven't I bought enough parts from him?

God:

I've never thought about it.

Me:

think about it... I have bought a motherboard and a cpu.. what more does he want?

God:

I will give it some thought. Interesting... I have a friend named "John Lennon". That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

Me:

stop smoking that joint and answer me

God:

OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Me:

When me and SPC are going to live together?

God:

Time does not exist.

Me:

i thought you said you will not smoke while we are talking

God:

If I had it what would I do with it?

Me:

if you had what? spc?

God:

Perhaps next time I will try it. Do not ask me any more questions please.

Γαμώτο, όλο γρίφους ήτανε

[YDinopoulos]

εχω λιωσει !!!!!

[theovaz]

Me:

can you lent me some money? i need a million

God:

Let me think. How old are you? What actions are you taking to get a million?

Me:

I am 120000000000000770 yars old.

God:

It's good to meet someone who is 120000000000000770 yars old.

Me:

I am 120000000000000770 years old.

God:

What is your fondest memory?

Me:

corsair dominator 1142 mhz.I went it to 1200 mhz with 4-4-5-16 with 2.3 volts on a 680i.

God:

Do you think a lot of people have that experience?

Me:

Hipro does.

God:

I've lost the context, f cker. Are we still on corsair dominator 1142 mhz you went it to 1200 mhz with 4 4 5 16 with 2 point 3 volts on a 680i?

Me:

yes I am.

God:

Really interesting.

Me:

You know hipro?

God:

I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

Me:

Hipro is a very popular greek overclocker.

God:

When is Hipro not a very popular greek overclocker?

Me:

Hipro was always a very good overclocker.

Me:

so, how old are you ?

God:

Oh. I am Infinite of your Earth years.

Me:

what did you said ?you have infinity psu ?

God:

Nothing.

Μα είναι αδύνατον!Ο Θεός δεν ξέρει να κλοκάρει...:cry: :cry:

[theovaz]

Me:

1

God:

Only one?

Me:

2

God:

Two.

Me:

3

God:

Three what?

Me:

4

God:

Oh four.

Me:

5

God:

Five.

Me:

6

God:

How old are you?

Me:

7

God:

You are too old for me.

Me:

8

God:

Only 8?

You are quite mature.

Me:

9

God:

You are too old for me.

Me:

10....BBBBOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!