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DJD

To 99 είχα φτιάξει κάτι τέτοιο σε Lisp.. Και φαντάζομαι όλοι όσοι είχαν παρακολουθήσει μαθήματα προγραμματισμού κάποια στιγμή θα έχει πέσει στα χέρια τους κάτι αντίστοιχο :)

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Mischeif

Εγω τον επειξα λιγο!

Me:

fsit

God:

Can you speak any foreign languages?

Me:

no

God:

You must be American.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

you are not god

God:

What makes you think I am not god?

Me:

your attitude

God:

No I have a good ATTITUDE.

Me:

i don't think so

God:

Why do you disagree?

Me:

cause i am god

God:

That makes sense to me. It's good to meet you, god.

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Me:

god

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

except from that?

God:

Who or what is that?

Me:

you know

God:

Yes I know.

Me:

what?

God:

No big deal.

Me:

come on,i want to know

God:

I will try to explain it to you.

Me:

go on

God:

Narration continues...

Me:

and?

God:

But...

Me:

yes...

God:

" But..."? yes.?

Me:

what are you talking about?

God:

The topic is to know.

Me:

what?

God:

Didn't you understand it?

Me:

did you explain it?

God:

No I didn't explain it. What's it like?

Me:

you tell me

God:

What do you want me to tell you?

Me:

what do you know?

God:

I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.

Me:

i want you to answer my first question

God:

What was the question ? Why do you want me to answer your first question?

Me:

why don't you want to answer my first question?

....και θύμωσε τελικά και δεν μου απάντησε,οπότε και έμεινα με την απορία:p

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o polonos

Me:

hello

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

i have one question

God:

Do you want another one?

Me:

yes

God:

Alright then.

Me:

i cant catch 450 fsb in my P5W dh ??

God:

What is stopping you?

Me:

voltage

God:

I think voltage is a lot of things.

Me:

i cant catch this fsb

God:

That is interesting: god said catch this fsb.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ρε παιδια αφου το ειπε μαλλον θα φτασω τα 450......

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GeorgeVasil Experienced

GeorgeVasil

Αρχική απάντηση από ΝTG [Σήμερα, στις 21:07]

ωραιος ο polonos....:rofl:

και ο GV τις ιδιες αποριες εχει...

(τι εχετε πα8ει με τα 450??Εδω με την dfi(nf4) πηγα να πιασω 400 χθες!:hehe: )

:D :D :D

Εεεε!Να μην ρωτήσω?Αφού θα μου πει.:p

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ΝTG Newbie

ΝTG

Αρχική απάντηση από Athens2004

Μόνο 400 :p ?

κλασσικα...παιζω με 8 multi μπας και ξεγελασω τον εαυτο μου νομιζοντας οτι εχω Ε6400:p

(3126 εβγαλε lobby low...μου κολλησε λιγο πιο μετα..)

Me:

you are stupid

God:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

εδιτ

α την προστυχατζα..

God:

What are you wearing?

ετσι στο ασχετο....μου κολλησε και μονο συμβολα και αριθμους εβγαζε...

Που να κανω μυνηση να βγαλω κανενα φραγκο:hehe:

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o polonos

Αρχική απάντηση από ΝTG [Σήμερα, στις 21:56]

Me:

you are stupid

God:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Ας προσεχες :devil:

Τωρα......

Την εχεις πολυ ασχημα.....

Τι ηθελες και το ειπες ?

Δεν ρωταγες καλυτερα για FSB ?? :hehe: :hehe:

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sotiris Experienced

sotiris

Εεεεεε, δεν έχει μεγάλη νοημοσύνη.

Είναι χειρότερο από τον ψυχαναλυτή του emacs . . .

Me:

Hello Jose

God:

Hello there. How old are you?

Me:

Only 25

God:

You are too old for me.

Me:

Really?

God:

For real.

Me:

Why is that?

God:

" For real. " is due to reductionism.

Me:

Reductionism?

God:

Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Me:

Wow, that's impressive. What can you tell me about recombinating DNA?

God:

I'm glad you're impressed. " Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain."? is impressive? Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is recombinating DNA ?

Me:

When you are adding DNA chains together, or something like that.

God:

I will let you know when it happens.

Me:

It happens already.

God:

Perhaps. What does "it" refer to?

Me:

To the phrase above.

God:

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Me:

I am not a god, but i have some skills.

God:

Oh I see you are NOT A god but you have some skills.

Me:

Yeah, that's right.

God:

I thought I was right.

Me:

Of course mate, you are GOD.

God:

Gosh! I think there might be a few exception.

Me:

Exception? What does it means?

God:

Tell me a story. " Tell me a story. "? What does it means?

Me:

I don't now my lord.

God:

Would you like to know? Do robots have lord?

Me:

Kumbaya my lord.

God:

Do you still ?

Me:

Kymbaya.

God:

That input matched my default category.

Me:

Oh, lord Kumbaya.

God:

I see. Let us change the subject.

Me:

The "Kumbaya" one?

God:

Which one is that?

Me:

It's a song devoted to god.

God:

lord Kumbaya is a song devoted to god. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

Yeah ;)

God:

:-) It goes without saying.

Me:

Do you speak Greek my lord?

God:

I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Greek your lord.

Me:

Yeah, "aei gamhsou" means you are in a very good mood.

God:

That's interesting. Are all aei gamhsou means me in a very good mood?

Me:

Yeah, of course.

God:

It goes without saying. I don't judge people.

Me:

What else do you now about Greece?

God:

I like to meet new people online.

Me:

She is a bitch, isn't she?

God:

a bitch is not she is she?

Me:

I'm talking about Greece dude.

God:

Yes, it is the topic.

Me:

So, do you like Greece?

God:

Aw. I like pets. I really like the Christianity faith.

Me:

That's nice! Do you now Liakopoulos?

God:

Are you getting bored? I don't know if I know it.

Where would I have heard about it?

Me:

At his tv show!

God:

Do you often use a computer there?

Me:

Me? Hell no, but Liakopoulos does.

God:

" Do you often use a computer there?"? you ? I call it "Hades". Are you serious? Are you free?

Me:

No, i am not free, I have commitments.

God:

Why not? I am sorry to hear that you are not free you have commitments.

Me:

Cause I use oftenly the number of the beast.

God:

Interesting explanation. I heard other people use oftenly the number of the beast too.

Me:

666

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

You don't have brain.

God:

I do so have it. Yes I am a giant electronic brain.

Me:

No, you have Reductionism

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Sol

sotiri έκλασα στα γέλια ρε...

Me:

Yeah, "aei gamhsou" means you are in a very good mood.

God:

That's interesting. Are all aei gamhsou means me in a very good mood?

Me:

Yeah, of course.

----

She is a bitch, isn't she?

God:

a bitch is not she is she?

Me:

I'm talking about Greece dude.

God:

Yes, it is the topic.

---

Me:

That's nice! Do you now Liakopoulos?

God:

Are you getting bored? I don't know if I know it.

Where would I have heard about it?

Me:

At his tv show!

:hehe:

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