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Αρχική απάντηση από Chosen [Σήμερα, στις 18:59]

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Συνήθως η φύση δεν στα δίνει όλα!!

Σε αυτόν το παράκανε: έδωσε ένα σκληρό ανδρικό πρόσωπο που γράφει στο φακό, πάνω σε σχεδόν γυναικείο σώμα με φαρδιά λεκάνη και στενή πλάτη.

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Αρχική απάντηση από ΓιαγκΤ [Σήμερα, στις 20:04]

Συνήθως η φύση δεν στα δίνει όλα!!

Σε αυτόν το παράκανε: έδωσε ένα σκληρό ανδρικό πρόσωπο που γράφει στο φακό, πάνω σε σχεδόν γυναικείο σώμα με φαρδιά λεκάνη και στενή πλάτη.

και σαν να μην ηταν αρκετο αυτο...

επεσε και στη χυτρα με το botox Και την αταλαντινη

και κατεντησε ετσι....

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συγνωμη για τα αγγλικα.αν υπαρχει προβλημα διαγραφω το ποστ αμεσως:)

Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to

show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to

tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair

and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new

negligee.

You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after

watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't

touch me or anything.

Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case

is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving

away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife

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Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that

you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a

far try from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown

out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when

you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to

mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say

anything if you can't say anything nice.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with

MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to

sleep when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still

on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just

borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was

$49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it

out.

So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars,

I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home

you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling

life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote,

you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born

Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

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Αρχική απάντηση από ΓιαγκΤ

Συνήθως η φύση δεν στα δίνει όλα!!

Σε αυτόν το παράκανε: έδωσε ένα σκληρό ανδρικό πρόσωπο που γράφει στο φακό, πάνω σε σχεδόν γυναικείο σώμα με φαρδιά λεκάνη και στενή πλάτη.

Κακό πράγμα η ζήλια Γιάγκο :p

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Αρχική απάντηση από 2cpu

συγνωμη για τα αγγλικα.αν υπαρχει προβλημα διαγραφω το ποστ αμεσως:)

Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.

I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to

show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to

tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair

and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new

negligee.

You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after

watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't

touch me or anything.

Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case

is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving

away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

---------

Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that

you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a

far try from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown

out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when

you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to

mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say

anything if you can't say anything nice.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with

MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to

sleep when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still

on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just

borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was

$49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it

out.

So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars,

I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home

you were gone.

Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling

life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote,

you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born

Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

:worship:

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Αρχική απάντηση από spc [Σήμερα, στις 19:52]

Κακό πράγμα η ζήλια Γιάγκο :p

Έκανα ότι μπόρεσα να κρυφτώ, αλλά δυστυχώς με κατάλαβες!!

Βουλωμένο γράμμα διαβάζεις : P

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Αρχική απάντηση από ΓιαγκΤ

Έκανα ότι μπόρεσα να κρυφτώ, αλλά δυστυχώς με κατάλαβες!!

Βουλωμένο γράμμα διαβάζεις : P

Ελα θεέ και κύριε! Ο Γιάγκος χρησιμοποίησε emoticon!!!!!:eek:

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Αρχική απάντηση από astrolabos [Σήμερα, στις 22:58]

Ελα θεέ και κύριε! Ο Γιάγκος χρησιμοποίησε emoticon!!!!!:eek:

Δεν φταίω εγώ, ο Θοδωρής με κόλλησε.

Με έχει τρελάνει με αυτά στο wow.

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Αρχική απάντηση από ΓιαγκΤ

Δεν φταίω εγώ, ο Θοδωρής με κόλλησε.

Με έχει τρελάνει με αυτά στο wow.

Πες τα!!!

Με έχει αρχίσει και ο kender στα "kthxbi", "ftw", "ftl", "b00n", "/shoo", "/tap" και πολλά άλλα...

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Αρχική απάντηση από Malkav

:rant: :rant: :rant: φωτιά και θειάφι ΓΡΗΓΟΡΑ σε όσους προάγουν τη ρουφιανιά!!!!!

- Aυτος ηταν εφεντη μ' ...τον ειδα με τα ματακια μου.. Αυτος εδωσε τα φλουρια στους γκιαουριδες

- Μραβο σκουλικι...

- Ευχαριστω εφεντημ ...ευχαριστωωω (τριβωντας τα χερια....)

:hehe:

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Αρχική απάντηση από YDinopoulos

- Aυτος ηταν εφεντη μ' ...τον ειδα με τα ματακια μου.. Αυτος εδωσε τα φλουρια στους γκιαουριδες

- Μραβο σκουλικι...

- Ευχαριστω εφεντημ ...ευχαριστωωω (τριβωντας τα χερια....)

:hehe:

ΦΩΣΚΟΛΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕΕ :hehe::hehe::hehe:

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