Aνέκδοτα και όχι μόνο...

[Κοπρίτης]

Αρχική απάντηση από Samael [Χθες, στις 19:03]

nope,it a Dacia

Ειναι το κλασσικο τους χρωμα κιολας,αν κ το target ηταν ιδιο νομιζω(κ τα 2 απο τα πλεον ασχημα αυτοκινητα που εχουν βγει ποτε...)

nope, it's indeed a Skoda....

απλα και τα Τσεχικα και τα Ρουμανικα

ειχαν τοσο αθλιες βαφες που μετα απο κανα δυο χρονακια

αποκτουσαν ολα το ιδιο ξεπλυμενο μπλεδιζον χρωμα...

σαν την αποκλειστικη αποχρωση μελανί και ροζ κιλοτί των ιταλικων της δεκαετιας του '80

[YDinopoulos]

Γ@μώ τα γέλια....!

Maharishi Phucknuckel's Guide to Zen

* Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not

walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk

beside me either, just **** off and leave me alone.

* The journey of a thousand miles begins with a

broken fan belt and a flat tyre.

* The darkest hours come just before the dawn. So if

you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and

newspaper, that's the time to do it.

* Sex is like air. It only becomes really important

when you aren't getting any.

* Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't

be replaced, you can't be promoted.

* Remember, no one is listening until you fart.

* Never forget that you are unique, like everyone else.

* Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

* If you think nobody cares whether you're dead or

alive, try missing a couple of mortgage payments

* Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile

in their shoes. That way, when you judge them,

you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

* If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.

* Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach

him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink

beer all day.

* Have you ever lent someone $20 and never seen that

person again? It was probably worth it.

* If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

* Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreens.

* Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

* Good judgment comes from experience, experience

comes from bad judgment.

* The quickest way to double your money is to fold

it in half and put it back in your pocket.

* A closed mouth gathers no feet.

* There are two theories about how to win an

argument with a woman. Neither one works.

* Generally speaking, you aren't learning much if your lips are moving.

* Never miss a good chance to shut up.

* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

* When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry, and we

get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life gets worse

Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.

[YDinopoulos]

7 reasons not to mess with children.

1)

A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher: asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him".

2)

A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She 2)

would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl: replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher: paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a minute."

3)

A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy: (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

4)

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

5)

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

6)

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,

"Cause your feet ain't empty."

7)

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

[Vadergr]

ΠΡΟΣ ΤΜΗΜΑ ΜΗΧΑΝΟΓΡΑΦΗΣΗΣ

Λόγω της νόσου των πτηνών και για προληπτικούς λόγους

θα ήθελα να αφαιρεθεί το παπάκι (@) απο το e-mail μου.

Ευχαριστώ

[SLN]

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he

is lost. He Reduces altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers

the balloon further and shouts:

"Excuse me! Can you help me? I promised my friend that

I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I

am!"

The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air

balloon, hovering Approximately 30 feet. You are between 40 and 41

degrees north latitude, and between 58 and 59 degrees west

longitude."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well, says the balloonist, "Everything you have told

me is Technically correct, but I have no idea what to make

of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below nods his head, saying, "You must be a

manager."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "But how did you

know?"

"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or

where you are going to. You have made a promise which you have

no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The

fact is that you are now in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."

[YDinopoulos]

Αυτο μου το εχουν στειλει αλλα αντι για manager ελεγε Shipowner και αντι engineer ηταν shipbroker...

[ea6gka]

OWNED!!!

[esdee]

lol, καποιος αλητης το εχω κανει και εγω, μονο που ηταν λιγο διαφορετικες οι συνθηκες και δεν υπηρχε αλλος να τραβαει εμενα

[ΝTG]

:slap: :clap:

Eγινε ρομπα ο τυπος ?????Εκτος αν εβαλε τον αλλον να τραβηξει μια φωτο να ειναι και αυτη απερισπαστη......

[YDinopoulos]

Ο Κωστάκης ειναι μεσα στο αμαξι του και οδηγει στο κεντρο αγχωμένος για ανα προλαβει ενα παρα πολυ σημαντικό ραντεβου.

Καθως η ωρα κυλουσε, και το το ραντεβου πλησίαζε, αρχισε να απελπίζετε.

Τότε σηκώνει τα χέρια ψηλά στον Θεό και τον παρακαλει...

" Σε παρακαλω Θεούλη μου, κανε το θαύμα σου να βρω και εγω μια θεσούλα και θα γίνω ο καλός Χριστιανός που θέλεις να γίνω... Θα πηγαίνω καθε Κυριακή στην λειτουργία, δεν θα αφήνω αγρύπνια για αγρύπνια και η ζωή μου απο εδω και μπρός θα αφιερωθει σε αγαθοεργίες. Θα σταματησω ακόμα και τα ξενύχτια."

Και ως εκ θαύματος, εμφανήσθει τοτε μια θέση παρκαρίσματος...

Και τότε ο Κωστάκης σηκώνει ξανα το βλέμα του και λέι ...:

"Καλα δεν πειράζει.... Αστο, γιατι βρήκα εγω μια......."

[JaguarOne]

μετά τον numanumaguy ...έρχεται ο retardedguy...

http://venus.cs.teicrete.gr/~v_saico/nethead/technofun.avi

(~10mb)

[spc]

Η γυναίκα μας εμπνέει να κάνουμε μεγάλα πράγματα, και μας εμποδίζει να τα πετύχουμε.

Dumas

Αφού το κολύμπι αδυνατίζει, τι λάθος κάνουν οι φάλαινες;

[ea6gka]

Πάει ένας σε ένα φαρμακείο και λέει:

- Θέλω 5 κουτιά βιάγκρα γιατί θα έρθει 1 γκρουπ ρωσίδες και θα τις

ικανοποιήσουμε κατάλληλα.

Πάει την άλλη μέρα και λέει:

- Θέλω 10.

- Τί 10 κουτιά βιάγκρα;

- Οχι 10 αλοιφές για το χέρι γιατί ακυρώθηκε το γκρουπ!

[.38-.45]

MMS στις 3 το πρωι, παραγγελιά να postαριστει εδω, απο στρατευμενο admin που κανει θητεια στα net cafe.

[greekfragma]

Αρχική απάντηση από greekfragma [Σήμερα, στις 22:24]

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm

ΚΟΡΥΦΑΙΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟ.....κουνηστε με το αριστερο κλικ πατημενο τον μπουσ(τη) σε οτι σταση γουσταρετε και πεταχτε τον αριστερα δεξια ΟΠΩΣ ΓΟΥΣΤΑΡΕΤΕ

[ea6gka]

[sisman]

Αρχική απάντηση από ea6gka

Νταξ, αμαξάρα... :drool:

Υ.Γ. Η διχρωμία στις ζάντες είναι όλα τα λευτά

[ea6gka]

μπα, το κουρτινακι πισω ειναι ολα τα λεφτα. αντι γυα φυμε εβαλε κουρτινα

[RootX]

Το πρώτο του Ζάχου δεν είναι?

[Samael]

Αρχική απάντηση από ea6gka

μπα, το κουρτινακι πισω ειναι ολα τα λεφτα. αντι γυα φυμε εβαλε κουρτινα

Eιναι για να μη τον περνουν ματι οταν παει με τα γκομενακια στα περιξ