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Δεν ξερω ποσοι σας βλεπετε Ελληνοφρενεια στπ SKAI.....εγω το βρισκω πολυ ρηχο και χωρις σοβαρη θεματολογια....ευτυχως ομως προσφατα ειχε ΕΝΑ θεμα ΚΑΙ ΚΑΛΟ.

παρτε ποπκορν αναψυκτικο.....θα πεσει πολυ γελιο και μουτζα

:hehe:

http://www.skai.gr/master_avod.php?id=76368

MΙΜΗΣ ΑΝΔΡΟΥΛΑΚΗΣ, ΕΥΘΥΜΙΟΥ :rofl::rofl::rofl:

ΩΧ ΘΕΕ ΜΟΥ, ΔΕΝ ΜΠΟΡΩ ΝΑ ΣΤΑΜΑΤΗΣΩ. Σάτιρα από μόνοι τους.

Το βίντεο από που μπορείς να το κατεβάσεις;

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καλά δεν τους τα διαβάζουν-εξηγούνε πριν βγούν να τα διαβάσουν στον κοσμάκη?:tw:

ΠΑντως αν ειχα τετοια θεση -να εξηγω τι και πως- ετσι ακριβως και χειροτερα 8α τα εξηγουσα .

Και ο κοσμακης χρειαζεται να χαμογελαει που και που!:hehe:

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It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to

change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order

to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day

you died.

The policy would go into effect at noon the following day.

So the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the gates

of Heaven. The angel at the gate, remembering about the new

law, promptly told the man, 'Before I can let you in, I need

you to tell me about the day you died.' 'No problem.'

said the man.

'Well, for some time now, I've thought my wife was having an

affair. I believed that each day on her lunch hour, she'd

bring her lover home to our 25th floor apartment and have

sex with him. So today I was going to come home too and

catch them. Well, I got there and busted in and immediately

began searching for this guy. My wife was half-naked and

yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment. But, damn

it, I couldn't find him! Just as I was going to give up, I

happened to glance out onto the balcony and noticed that

there was a man hanging off the edge by his fingertips! The

nerve of that guy to think he could hide from me! Well, I

ran out there and promptly stomped on his fingers until he

fell to the ground. But wouldn't you know it, he landed in

some bushes that broke his fall and he didn't die. This

****ed me off even more, so in a rage I went back inside to

get the first thing I could get my hands on to throw at him.

And oddly enough, the first thing I could grab was the

refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony

and heaved it over the side. It plummeted 25 stories and

crushed him!

The excitement of the moment was so great that right after

that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly.' The

angel sat back and though for a moment. Technically, the guy

DID have a bad day, and it was a crime of passion, so he

announced, 'OK, Sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven,' and

let him in.

A few seconds later the next guy came up. 'OK, here's the

rule. Before I can let you in, I need to hear about the day

you died.' 'Sure thing' the man replied. 'But you're not

gonna believe this. I was out on the balcony of my 26th

floor apartment doing my daily exercises when I got a little

carried away and accidentally fell over the side! Luckily

however, I was able to catch myself by my fingertips on the

balcony directly beneath mine. When all of a sudden this

crazy man comes running out of his apartment and starts

cussing and stomping on my fingers! Well, of course I fell.

I hit some trees and bushes on the way down which broke my

fall so I didn't die right away. As I'm lying there face up

on the ground, unable to move and in excruciating pain, I

see the man push his refrigerator, of all things, over the

ledge and it falls directly on top of me and kills me!'

The angel is quietly laughing to himself as the man finishes

his story. 'I could get used to this new policy,' he thinks

to himself. 'Very well,' the angel announces. 'Welcome to

the Kingdom of Heaven,' and he lets the man enter.

A few seconds later the third man in line comes up to the

gate. 'Tell me about the day you died,' said the angel. 'OK,

picture this, ' says the man.

'I'm naked inside a Refrigerator.......

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